I found this in one site..intresting and True...isn't it?
- An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.
- An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of herbal tea.
- An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar.
- An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man.
- Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are a jerk if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, fearing you might get mad and break up with her.
- An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.
- An older woman will never get pregnant, then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know.
- Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever by the phone for you to call.
- An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody whom they might boff later.
- Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut take out.
- Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.
- Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a guy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.
- An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas...
- An older woman has lots of girlfriends ... and most of them will want to screw you too.
- An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride.
- An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.
- An older woman will never accuse you of using her. She's using you.
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